Tank (Dane Cook) is a pig and a player. Justin (Jason Biggs) is a nice guy from a Boston suburb in love with Alexis (Kate Hudson) the girl at the office. They’ve casually dated but never slept together. Basically he’s “Mister Right” but just not “Mister Right-now.” In order to win Alexis over and speed things up, Justin hires Tank to go undercover and date Alexis. Justin figures if Tank is the most obnoxious date on the planet, Alexis is sure to come running into his arms. Unless the plan backfires – (we could see that coming.) Like one too many Kate Hudson relationship movies, this one offers little more than unnecessary and twisted complications. But beyond that, we never care about these characters. They’re only motive is sex. Like the negativity of Tank’s mission, the audience is completely zapped of any positive energy that we hoped for in a romantic comedy. This is the anti-romantic comedy much like Tank is the anti-romantic guy. One tiara
