– Based on the biggest bank heist in British history, it’s the story of some Pub-hanging blokes led by Jason “The Transporters” Statham who decide to rob the Baker Street Bank of London. The fact that Martine (the sexy Saffron Burrows) has persuaded him – he is a used car dealer, afterall – doesn’t hurt either. It’s all well and good until they break into the Safety Deposit Box that’s more of a “Pandora’s Box” with promiscuous photographs of high ranking British officials and royalty. Suddenly Statham realizes they can use the photographs as a means to save them prison time. It’s a good thing these bank robbing goons have Statham to run interference with a bunch of assassins, because left to finagle their negotiations would make the movie highly improbable, not to mention laughable. One of the problems is a sex scandal that could bring down the government, thanks to Michael X (Peter DeJersey) a Power/drug leader – sort of the Black Robin Hood of Notting Hill, who is the person who owns Safety Deposit Box 118. A truly wild, sexy and ingenious rated R romp, that’s truly not for anybody too young to see it all. Three Tiaras
