(rated R)
Here’s the plot. It’s a grade school dance and four pint size babes are mean to the nerd. Actually some other kids torment him so badly, one wonders where the school principal is? Flash forward 13 years later. The four babes have grown up into Bond babe Denise Richards, Jessica Capshaw (Speilberg’s kid), Jessica Cauffiel and Marley Shelton. They go on meaningless dates. One dinner date is with Jason, a spinach-in-his-teeth-check-checking-loser who is a later suspected murderer. The murderer wears a cupid mask looking more like a Campbell’s soup kid and leaves chocolate covered maggots and cards saying things like “Roses are red violets are blue. They’ll need dental records to identify you!” Whenever he strikes, he gets this ridiculous nose bleed reflecting back to grade school. While it tries to be a classic Halloween slasher flick it never works because the girls are so bitchy-annoying beautiful and so mean to their dates, they almost deserve to die.
